Best Jokes | 30+ Love, Animals, Doctor Jokes on ProTalks Media

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Best Jokes | 30+ Love jokes | Animals jokes | Doctor Jokes on ProTalks Media

A college girl was visiting my farm and noticed the ring in our bull’s nose. Intrigued, she asked, “Did you put that ring in his nose or was he born that way?”

Why do cows never have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.

Sleep is a weak substitute for coffee.

If the local coffee shop has awarded you “Employee of the Month” and you don’t even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.

What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple

When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”

They’ve just found a gene for shyness. They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.

My mother has tried her hand at several careers, some even concurrently. Imagine the surprise of both a hospital patient and my mom when the patient awoke after surgery and, upon seeing who her nurse’s aide was, yelled, “What are you doing? You’re the woman who helped me pick out interior paint colors!”

After giving birth, I quit my job. The exit questionnaire asked, “What steps would have prevented you from leaving?” My answer: “Birth control.”

What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-day

I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up … they have no holidays.

My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.

My New Years resolution is 1080p

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.

I wonder if Halloween is the one day of the year Lady Gaga wears sensible slacks.

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.I like to show my girlfriend who’s the boss in our house; I do this by holding a mirror up to her face.

What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you.”

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